normannomates
2:08 Tue Jul 7
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Surreal thread..but good fun.
El scorchio...you carry on son...the hour after the missus turns in is precious..as we all know.
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Hani
2:03 Tue Jul 7
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Poor old dear, play your fucking darts in the day or go to the pub. Darts do make a noise, sounds like someone kicking a ball against wall in flats.
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G-IRONS
1:59 Tue Jul 7
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Take your darts down the Pub where they damn well belong.Problem sorted.
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El Scorchio
1:03 Tue Jul 7
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Some great suggestions btw- had a laugh at a couple of them.
Honest Hammer- your situation sounds a bit similar to be honest. It's mainly my girlfriend who's been talking to her. I wouldn't probably have been quite so polite! Did you try anything to dampen the noise? I put a bit of sponge behind each of the metal bits that touch the wall but it seems to have done fuck all to help, really. Your first suggestion is what I'd really like to do…
Mad Dog- likewise. I assume it was just the once it was mentioned and then nothing more was said?
DagenhamDave- It's exactly that. I did think about that but my girlfriend refuses to have a stand basically permanently up in the living room (fair enough I reckon) and TBH I feel like I shouldn't have to go to the expense of buying one just to placate someone who I think is frankly over-reacting.
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El Scorchio
12:54 Tue Jul 7
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Hairy- not really, but I do see some improvements slowly but surely! I really need to find a pub team or something.
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mallard
12:52 Tue Jul 7
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Maybe you should try to hit the dartboard itself
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irons1979
12:25 Tue Jul 7
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If you can't play after ten then you'll have to get used to being a 9-darter!
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Pagey
12:24 Tue Jul 7
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Buy 100 sets of darts and throw each dart at the board one after the other until you've got 300 darts in the dartboard.
Then, when there's complete silence, shout out "HEAR THAT DID YOU, YOU OLD SLUT?!" followed by playing the entire CD of Jive Bunny's greatest hits at full volume.
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Mad Dog
12:14 Tue Jul 7
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My old neighbours mentioned they could hear me playing darts too. Didn't bother them and give said I wouldn't play it at night out of courtesy.
But then again my neighbours were alright (had n that side) the upstairs ones were utter utter cunts
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DagenhamDave
12:07 Tue Jul 7
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Presumably its the thud against the wall that she is complaining about. You could try a stand?
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lowlife
12:04 Tue Jul 7
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Get those suction darts that kids have. Makes less noise and you can still play darts. Win win.
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Nurse Ratched
12:02 Tue Jul 7
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Sven - it's exactly like being drunk, without the euphoria and increased risk of kissing inappropriate men.
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Ronald_antly
12:01 Tue Jul 7
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".. getting their homes up .."
Is that a euphemism?
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Nurse Ratched
11:59 Mon Jul 6
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Can't think why. I'm a little sweetheart of a woman.
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Sven Roeder
11:59 Mon Jul 6
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I'm not pissshed its my earplugs. Honest , offisssher .... hic
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Passerby66
11:58 Mon Jul 6
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In the interest of keeping the peace, could you not move the dartboard to a wall that is not shared with her flat?
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cholo
11:57 Mon Jul 6
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Nurse Ratched 11:55 Mon Jul 6
A fewer WHOers will be getting their homes up after that last paragraph.
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Sven Roeder
11:56 Mon Jul 6
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Ask her to invite the council around to take a reading.
Or bite her ears off
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Nurse Ratched
11:55 Mon Jul 6
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I have really noisy neighbours. The din was driving me mad until I recently gave in and tried these orange foam rubber ear plugs I found in Sainsbury. Now I get a great night's sleep. They are amazing little things.
Only drawback is they bugger up my ears. Sometimes I get dizzy after I get in the morning and it can last a few hours.
Trying to cross a busy London High Road in morning rush hour traffic, tottering and slaloming like a pisshead, fighting swirling nausea, clutching a breakfast latte, with several buses thundering towards you, is not something I would recommend.
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JLAP
11:55 Mon Jul 6
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Takashi Miike... Ha ha.
IIIIIIIIIIN ONE !!!
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Ronald_antly
11:53 Mon Jul 6
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Does she complain when your bed springs start getting a workout?
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